“I Didn’t Even Do Anything” Classic Tee – Because You’re Innocent (Probably)

Look, you’re not asking for the drama, the side-eye, or that suspiciously timed group chat explosion. You’re just there to chill, okay? This 100% cotton unisex classic tee is your wearable alibi—structured enough to look sharp, chill enough to say, “I’m not the problem here.” Pair it with your favorite hoodie or whatever’s clean in the laundry pile, and let the crisp lines and double-stitched hems scream “not guilty” louder than you ever could. Twin it up with your kids by getting them our youth version of this shirt!

• 100% cotton (because you deserve the good stuff for doing… nothing).
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester—aka “I almost did something” vibes.
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester for that 1% effort you’re still proud of.
• Heather colors: 50/50 cotton-poly blend, because you’re half-committed to this innocence thing.
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)—light enough to dodge blame, sturdy enough to handle the inevitable finger-pointing.
• Taped neck, shoulders, and a tubular fit that says, “I’m just a simple human, leave me alone.”
• Double seams at sleeves and hem, because even your shirt knows how to hold it together better than your story.

Pro Tip: Wear it ironically when you definitely did something.

Disclaimers:

• White might look a little off-white—perfect for when your “I’m innocent” excuse isn’t quite spotless.
• Natural comes with dark speckles, like the evidence you swear isn’t yours.

Get yours now and let the world know: you didn’t even do anything…probably.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!