What is it?
The ‘I can’t because I don’t want to’ 100% cotton unisex classic tee is your new go-to for dodging life’s demands in style. It fits like a dream, keeps those edges crisper than your best comeback, and vibes perfectly with layered streetwear—or your blanket fort, we don’t care. Extra trendy and effortlessly cool, this shirt’s your ticket to slacking off while looking like you’ve got it all together. Say goodbye to guilt trips and hello to pure, unapologetic chill—because why bother when you can wear your excuses instead?
Check out our women’s versions here!
And look here for a version for the youths!
Features
- 100% cotton—pure, unadulterated ‘not today’ energy
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester—for when you’re 10% close to caring
- Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester—just enough polyester to say you tried
- Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester—why whole-ass one thing when you can half-ass two things?
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)—light enough to bail, tough enough to wear
- Open-end yarn—sounds technical, feels like freedom
- Tubular fabric—rolls with your ‘nah, I’m good’ attitude
- Taped neck and shoulders—reinforced for maximum shrug power
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem—twice the stitching, none of the stress
Disclaimers
- White might skew off-white—think ‘I meant to bleach it but didn’t’ vibes.
- Natural color has dark speckles, because flaws are the new flawless.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!





















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