Here’s the tea…
Introducing the ultimate get-out-of-chores-free card for your little rebels—though good luck convincing Mom with this one, because “I Can’t Because I Don’t Want To” might just land them in timeout trouble! This moisture-wicking wonder is a kids’ tee with sass to match their attitude, made with a 50/50 cotton-poly blend to keep your tiny humans cool and comfy while they dodge nap time like pros. With a modern classic fit and a ribbed collar that says “I’m fancy, but not *that* fancy,” it’s perfect for playground shenanigans, epic tantrum avoidance, or just chilling with a juice box.
Parents, you’ll love the high-performance fabric that laughs in the face of sweat, while kids will adore the bold “I Can’t Because I Don’t Want To” vibe—because who needs a reason when you’re this cool? Ideal for active days when they’d rather RSVP ‘yes’ to building a blanket fort than picking up their toys. Warning: May cause excessive giggling and a sudden refusal to eat broccoli. Oh, and heads-up: the White version might look more “lived-in chic” than bright white, thanks to that fancy fabric magic.
We have a women’s version: Crew or V-Neck
We have a men’s version over here!
Product Specs:
- 50% cotton and 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd² (186 g/m²)
- Yarn diameter: 20 singles
- Moisture-management fabric
- Modern classic fit
- Classic-width ribbed collar
- Neck and shoulder taping
- Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!





















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