“I Didn’t Even Do Anything” Women’s Relaxed Tee – Because You’re Innocent (Probably)

Look, you’re not asking for the drama, the side-eye, or that suspiciously timed group chat explosion. You’re just there to chill, okay? This 100% cotton unisex classic tee is your wearable alibi—structured enough to look sharp, chill enough to say, “I’m not the problem here.” Pair it with your favorite hoodie or whatever’s clean in the laundry pile, and let the crisp lines and double-stitched hems scream “not guilty” louder than you ever could. Twin it up with your kids by getting them our youth version of this shirt!

• 100% cotton (because you deserve the good stuff for doing… nothing).
• Athletic Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester—aka “I almost did something” vibes.
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural: 99% cotton, 1% polyester for that 1% effort you’re still proud of.
• Other Heather colors: 52/48 cotton-poly blend, because you’re half-committed to this innocence thing.
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)—light enough to dodge blame, sturdy enough to handle the inevitable finger-pointing.
• Crew neck that says, “I’m just a simple woman, leave me alone.”
• Pre-shrunk fabric – you don’t have time for this shirt to get to the right size when avoiding the consequences of your actions.
• Double seams at sleeves and hem, because even your shirt knows how to hold it together better than your story.

Pro Tip: Wear it ironically when you definitely did something.

Get yours now and let the world know: you didn’t even do anything…probably.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!