I Can’t Because I Don’t Want To Men’s T-Shirt

The design for this t-shirt is inspired by a quote from one of my favorite comedy shows. I’m talking about the venerable Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation*. We here at BMS Imaginarium specialize in light-hearted humor that does not deprecate anyone in particular (with the possible exception of the wearer), and this t-shirt fits right in with that theme. It says the thing that most of us probably would like to say when presented with a request that we’d rather not entertain, but most of us don’t say because we’re decent people most of the time.

This classic tee gives a rich and structured look to the classic t-shirt and works great for layered streetwear outfits. Thanks to its durable fabric, it maintains sharp lines along the edges and lasts a long time. Add your design, and surprise your customers with a trendy tee option.

– 100% cotton
– Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
– Pre-shrunk jersey knit
– Open-end yarn
– Tubular construction
– Taped neck and shoulders
– Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
– Tear-away tag

*This is not a direct quote from the show, nor is this official merchandise from Parks and Recreation. This product is not endorsed by NBC or anyone associated with the show’s creation or marketing or anything.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!